Funny conversations in Paris- just returned

Some funny conversations from Paris this past April:

ONE;

While going to Monet%26#39;s museum at Marmotan we stopped at a cafe and asked for two beers..

The waiter said what sounded like...

%26quot;In-A-Can?%26quot;

I said ... %26quot;non, presse,SVP%26quot;

Again...

%26quot;In-A-Can?%26quot;

My wife said...

%26quot;yes, Heineken, SVP!%26quot;

Two;

While in a small, very crowed restaurant, with only one table open, two British women come in and one says to the other...

%26quot;Where do you want to sit?%26quot;

Three;

My wife was dressed in a rather low cut blouse and was getting directions from the man at our hotel. While directing her, his eyes were %26quot;diverted%26quot; and then said..

%26quot;I cannot speak English anymore!%26quot;